The Coffin House - Home of the UnDead (Geriatric WARD)

In honor of Van Helsing being released today, we Honor the Vampires of this planet with the Title of this WARD.


Holy Cow?the 6th installment of the WARD. Oh how us old farts can talk up a storm. It?s nothing but ?My Harem girls?, brownies, Depends, Otis_the_Orderly and Green JELL-O.

Want a room in this masochistic (and flirtatious) society of old fogeys? Well, you need to meet a few of requirements.

1. Be at least of the age of 25.
2. Be a like-minded individual - For the 24 and under crowd that feels old. You have extra chores to do, like rub bunions and be a slave.
3. You need to PM Otis for a room.
4. And you need to stay active, or risk getting an Eviction notice to the Morgue Drawers when the next thread is started. The_Paul_Bearer would love the company.


The official Geriatric ward of the JC by darthmomm reached 13,330 posts.
Anyways...with lag times and all...we relocated to our new digs,
The WARD House (10,048 posts), but we were plagued with an infestation problem?bugs haunted us to no avail with every 25th post.
Senile City ? The Geritol Ward became the next destination.
After we discovered that we were no longer Senile?we were placed in The Crypt, to be tended by the Crypt Keeper.
Suddenly, the The Psycho Circus was built and we relocated to the plush new estate.

Now that we have filled that up, we have to come here now?



Room Assignments as of 5/07/04

TheMorgue ? The Basement
The_Paul_Bearer ? Otis_the_Orderly

The barely breathing
Drawer ? Geriatric
1 ? ForbiddenLove
2 ? Viridis
3 ? Darth-Dispicable
4 ? Qui Gon Moon
5 ? Zaxxon
6 ? Leonard_Shelby
7 ? TashaYar
8 ? FuimusMaximus
9 ? Lord_Tuvitor
10 ? SallyOwens
11 ? DarthBreezy
12 ? Hunter29
13 ? stateless
14 ? Saul_Iscariot
15 ? Grilled-Sarlaac
16 ? Fingorfin
17 ? jasman
18 ? GenMadine
19 ? Darth_Chuckles
20 ? **vacant**
21 ? **vacant**
22 ? **vacant**
23 ? **vacant**
24 ? **vacant**

1st Floor - East Wing
Room ? Geriatric
Medical ? Nurse_Rachet
Physical Therapy - Ward Masseuse ? Count_Scoobith
102 ? **vacant**
103 ? **vacant**
104 ? Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi
105 ? **vacant**
106 ? **vacant**
107 ? **vacant**
108 ? **vacant**
109 ? **vacant**
110 ? **vacant**
111 ? Gimer
112 ? Darth_Minx

1st Floor - West Wing
Room ? Geriatric
Psyche Ward ? Dr_Abbey_Normal
114 ? Maleficant
115 ? MuttandSolo
116 ? **vacant**
117 ? psych0jawa1213
118 ? Sheena
119 ? jedi-mind-trick
120 ? **vacant**
121 ? **vacant**
122 ? **vacant**
123 ? **vacant**
124 ? **vacant**

1st Floor - North Wing
Room ? Geriatric
Supply Room ? Doctor_Chip_Dale
126 ? **vacant**
127 ? **vacant**
128 ? **vacant**
129 ? ask-the-younglings
130 ? Darth_H

2nd Floor - East Wing
Room ? Geriatric
201 ? PadmesHairstylist
202 ? Darth_Stalker
203 ? Zaranne
204 ? obiwankenobilover
205 ? **vacant**
206 ? **vacant**
207 ? SithLord1968
208 ? DVader316
209 ? Jedi_Hood
210 ? PatttyB0123
211 ? Mayhem
212 ? MasterKay
213 ? veruca
214 ? **vacant**
215 ? **vacant**
216 ? jediknight88
217 ? **vacant**
218 ? **vacant**

2nd Floor - West Wing
Room ? Geriatric
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*moves in her recliner*

Edit:
Yay, first reply!

*gets busy installing a door between room 312 and 313 and moving in all our stuff*

 

Yes! You must PM ME, do you hear?!

And ask nice, or I'll throw your decaying carcass next door to someone really obnoxious (which is just about everyone).

 

That's right Scoobith and LoyalJedi . . . bring the Embrace of Pain into my room and then put yourselves in it! No back talk.


Otis You wish I'd let you frisk me!

 

speaking of LJ...did we ever give him a room???

 

Now stop tempting poor Otis.


*puts up their posters and throws away his pizza box collection*

 

Well, he was sleeping in the Embrace of Pain. In fact it held him prisoner for 2 weeks! [face_shocked]



EDIT:

From the last post in Psycho Circus . . .

You know what really bugs me...

Yym backed out of meeting me...in his "hometown", but will drive 4 hours to Dallas to meet Wench & spooky.

I'm prettier than you J.Sat

 

*imagines JS with long hair and a dress*

I'm afraid I'd have to agree with her on that.

 

*walks in*

My own room at last! Yeah!

*drags rocking chair and knitting bag in*

Veruca -- we're neighbors!

 

New digs, eh?

What's the chances we'll be moving again by July 4th?

 

I'm not taking that bet, Tobey-Wan!

*opens window, arranges her room*

 

What's the chances we'll be moving again by July 4th?


Pretty good...considering it is May 7th...and this is the 3rd started thread this year.


The Crypt was started in January

Psycho Circus was started in March.


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Wench...bite me...same to you Mauly

 

Naw...no desire to bite you, JS...ain't my type.

 

So, JSAT, can we keep this pool clean or do I have to share it with the pets?

 

SW you move your own crap ... I'll have a couple of my droids do it for you though.
*as 2 assault doids move in behind SW*

 

*// phew .... setting up the collection takes forever.*

//throws boxes of toys in new room and heads back to the lounge area.

"I'll arrange that later... oops wait where's my records, my stereo and my lightsabers. ohh well here's my sabers right here on my side but, still need to get my music. One more trip I guess. Anybody else forget anything?"


I bet Spooky, DP didn't miss me.

you didn't give spooky a hug though but, I bet someone else will.

 

MKay...I'll shoot those mangy mutts, if they harm you.

I do have a personal hot tub in my suite, if you want to visit though. Yes??? Please???

Mauly...I say it too you again.

 

Wow I think this is the first time I've actually gotten moved over on the saem day, I'm usually left back at the last house. Must be my Padawan Scoobith looking out for me.

 

w00f! New pool! New Victims!

Where's my Beelzebub??

 

Is there room for someone new? I can provide references and first and last months rent as well as a security deposit.

 

Oh, we forgot about loyaljedi and his assignment.

Should I fix up the file and send back to you?

Tell me asap.

My time is short.

 

Yes master Kam, I'm always looking out for you.

 

Sliiiiisssssshhhhhhh Splaaaasssshhhhhh !!!! into the new bigger pool


[happy growl] RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR !!! [/happy growl]

 

Welcome Ryno, I'll vouch for you.

Anyone who is giving his mother a Cake a Month for Mother's Day is fine by me.

 

I'd tell you to do the same, JS, but someone would get jealous.