The Dani/JR back and forth thread

Apologies, Dani, I was just putting the finishing touches to my Cocktail Bar.

So, how are you today?


-JR

 

Je suis très fatigué, today.
And not a little hung over.

It was my best mate's 40th surprise birthday party last night and I didn't get home until 5am.

I drank far too much tequila....


-JR

 

e-tequila may not taste as good, but it at least means you don't feel like this.

So did she do it on purpose, or was she sleeping?
And are you sure she wasn't just trying to cop a feel...?


-JR

 

So does this mean either:

A) You have never really been drunk before
B) You have been drunk before but are still under the age of 24 (the age hangovers start)
C) You don't drink


If you were asleep, how can you be SURE she wasn't trying to cop a feel?

I mean, if she fancied trying her luck at a last piece lesbian lustaciousness before she got hitched, of course she'd TELL you she was asleep....


-JR

 

Hi Juli!
I miss ya, lovely.

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-JR

 

Not to stick my nose where it doesn't belong, but do you really think Carmen would be going for the incest-lesbian experience thing in one go? Surely she'd go for a distant cousin or something, just to minimize the ick factor...

 

There's no danger of mutant babies, so I guess it doesn't matter.
But I'll ask Dani.


When she gets back.


-JR

 

Good point about the mutant babies thing. I hadn't considered that...

 

I try to cover all the bases.


-JR

 

So many ways to go with that one, Jay. None of them are TOS-friendly.

 

Dear Kitten,

I'm very well thanks and enjoying my time with the guys.
They are a good bunch.

I have a suggestion for your 'what should I do with darth_boy' thread: Please do everything you can to get into his knickers. He has been PM'ing the guys here, telling us that he can't wait to be in there with you and that he fancies you loads. He also saaid that he would like to be the first person to have e-sex in the BB House.

Go for it pussycat!

Love,

-JR

PS - You better get out of Dani's thread quick, before she kicks your ass into the middle of next week.

 

Hey Princess.

Things are all good here in the BBB house, although it's a little quiet today in terms of numbers. But myself, Souds and Ev are doing our best to keep people entertain. Especially sourpuss KrystalBlaze.

We miss not having any ladies around though...

How're things over there?


-JR

 

What is lol lunch?

PS That's good for you. However, wait until you're 25. Trust me.

PPS Hello, Dani. My name is JR - have you MET me...?



A question for you.
Do you and Carmen share a PC and therefore have to take it turns to post?


-JR

 

I see.
So what made it such a lol lunch, and who did you luncheon with?

I figured as much, but I had this amusing image in my head of you both fighting over the lap top in order to post, so thought I'd better check.


-JR

 

Gotta run, Dani.
Take it easy and look forward to chatting with you again on my return.

-JR

PS - Hope you get a better night's sleep and don't wake up with bruised breasts again.