Awards The Golden Yodas – The 2016 Fan Fiction Awards Ceremony | See you in 2017!

Congrats, once again, to some great winners!

 

Oh dear, I'm blushing! Thank you

Congrats to the other winners!

 

Thank you! And congratulations to the others, too!
It was a good year for fanfic. Something for everyone to read!

 

Congrats to everyone! These categories included some my favourite fics this year, and fics that have been on my reading list for far too long, something I need to remedy asap *gives self a stern look*

 

Congratulations everybody! I am totally psyched to tie with JadeLotus in our ST division. Awesome!

 

Congrats to all the winners!

Now, to take some Pyf and Huph’s EXTREME Head-Cold Relief for myself.

 

congrats to the winners

 

Congratulations to everyone, particularly the two that I carried through nominations and voting stages.

Chyntuck - the pharmaceutical pair who introduced the awards, is their product available for us writers to use as fanon?

 

Congrats to all winners in so far and the people who worked so hard to make this ceremony possible.

 

Congratulation to nominees and winners of course. And what a show!

 

Congratulations to today's winners!

 

I love the warnings on the Allergy Relief! Crainial explosions! Dark Side! So true of many medications!


Congratulations Findswoman, EwokPoet, JadeLotus, divapilot, and ThreadSketch!

 

Sith-I-5, as the one who made the commercial that would be fine with me! The awards aren't all considered to be like fanon thread material (as far as I know), but I don't mind Pyf and Huph's remedies being used as such; I think that would be great. Would love a note of the source (and to be tagged so that I can read it ) if it appears.

Okay, now for something more on-topic. Congrats again to the winners and nominees!

divapilot, for an expansion of Bree and Blue's story that not only staved off the last page blues (so punny, I slay myself -- mine is an evil laugh ) of their fans, but continued the growth of their relationship and personal journeys wonderfully.

The rest of you, what are you doing back in line again so soon? I already told you you're brilliant, no seconds! No really, you are all amazing. Can't say it enough times.

 

So many terrific stories!! Hearty congrats to all the winners!! You guys are awesome!!

 

Findswoman - Not read the rest of the Book of Gand, but that thingie with the watchmaker was such a masterpiece, in and off itself, I knew the rest of the "Book" deserved to be here.

Thank you to everyone who helped to shape it.

 

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ANNOUNCER: And now, we proudly present the Characters Awards!

The lights focus on the back of the stage, and a couple enters the room. The man is a Barolian of medium height. He wears a formal black tunic and trousers and his long blue hair is pulled back in a simple band. The petite young human woman beside him is dressed in a sexy but elegant, form-fitting gold gown. She wears a matching gold ornament in her short brown hair.

ANNOUNCER: Presenting the awards are the 2015 winners for Best Original Relationship in Beyond, Blue and Breha Amidala Solo.

They approach the podium. The woman confidently steps up while the man, more reticent, hangs back. She discretely waves him over. “Don’t be shy,” she mouths. He reluctantly moves next to her.

BREE (smiling broadly): Thank you! We’re so honored to be invited to announce this year’s winners. As you know, there are some amazing people in the running. I’m Bree, and this is Blue, and we are your hosts tonight.
BLUE (a bit awkwardly): Yes, thank you. Tonight we start with the nominees from Before.
BREE (brightly): I’ve never been to Before! It’s very pretty here. And nominees for Best Character in Before are:

ANNOUNCER:

Qui-Gon Jinn in Guard Duty by ardavenport​

Stanislauff Rzewanczkowski in Just Ask Dad; or, Talking Things Through on Taris by Findswoman​

Tok/Darth Cozus in A Cold Day on the Pike by gaarastar58​

Zia Amopharis in Epiphany by leiamoody​

BREE (opening the envelope): And the winner is Zia Amopharis in Epiphany by leiamoody! Congratulations!

The crowd bursts into enthusiastic applause and the orchestra plays a rousing victory song as the winner approaches the stage to receive the award.

BREE: Our next set of awards is for Saga. We start with the award for Best Interpretation of a Canon Character in Saga. The nominees are:

ANNOUNCER:

Obi-Wan Kenobi in Turn Your Face to the Sun by JadeLotus​

Obi-Wan Kenobi in A Chosen Path by KELIA​

Sly Moore in An Unexpected Surprise by KELIA​

Yoda in It's a Drabble! SW Edition by Poe Drabbleron (Admiral Drabblar)​

Obi-Wan Kenobi in A Different Path by SkalenFehl​

Bree opens the envelope and shows the card to Blue:

BLUE: And the winner is Obi-Wan Kenobi in Turn Your Face to the Sun by JadeLotus!
BREE: Congratulations!

The winner approaches the stage and receives the award. The orchestra plays while the crowd applauds loudly.

BREE (to Blue, quietly) Good job, sweetheart! I told you that you could do this.

Blue begins to relax; he flashes her a shy smile. Bree smiles back at him. Blue tilts his head toward Bree.

BLUE: This is kind of fun.
BREE: Told you. Now you introduce the next category.
BLUE: I got this.

Blue turns to the camera and smiles.

BLUE: The nominees for Best Original Character in Saga are:

ANNOUNCER:

Zizi Pao in The Song Hour by leiamoody​

Aala Naberrie in Fallen by serendipityaey​

Raede Kolinkar in Half the Battle by Thumper09​

Galen Wentlas in Empire Day by whiskers​

BLUE: And the winner is Zizi Pao in The Song Hour by leiamoody! Congratulations!

As the winner comes up the stairs to receive the award, the audience applauds and whistles their approval. The orchestra accompanies the winner with an upbeat musical number.

Bree and Blue speak quietly to each other.

BREE: Do you want to announce it or do you want me to do it?
BLUE: I’ll do it.
BREE: Good for you, love. I told you there was nothing to be nervous about.
BLUE: You were right, Bree.
BREE: I’m your girlfriend. I’m always right.
BLUE (laughing): That’s true.

BLUE (to the camera): We’re about halfway through our awards. Our next awards are for Best Villain in Saga, and the nominees are:

ANNOUNCER:

Padmé Amidala in What History Will Say of Us by AngelQueen​

The Wanderer in Snowed In by Ewok Poet​

The unnamed telepath in Need to Know by Lazy K​

Blue starts to open the envelope, but Bree gently takes the envelope out of Blue’s hand.

BREE: I’ll take that. It’s my turn. Can’t let this go to your head, now.

He laughs. She smiles brightly at the camera as she opens the envelope and reads the card.

BREE: And the winner of Best Villain is Padmé Amidala in What History Will Say of Us by AngelQueen! Congratulations!

Amid the thunderous applause from the audience, the winner approaches the stage. The orchestra plays an appropriately eerie theme.

BREE: The next awards are in Beyond. That’s more familiar, huh, Blue?
BLUE: Yes, it is, my Bree. That’s where we got our start last year.

Smiling, she leans into him and puts her hand on his arm. He looks down at her hand on his arm and smiles back at her.

BREE: The nominees for Best Interpretation of a Canon Character in Beyond are:

ANNOUNCER:

Firmus Piett in Last of the Empire by Admiral Volshe​

Mara Jade in Beauty Enough by aleja2​

Sabé in A Letter from a Naboo Handmaiden to her Daughter by taramidala​

BLUE (opening the envelope): And the winner is Firmus Piett in Last of the Empire by Admiral Volshe!

The crowd bursts into applause again, and the award winners accept their prizes. Blue and Bree step back to the podium as the music from the orchestra fades away.

BLUE: The next category is Best Original Character in Beyond.
BREE: Talk about familiar territory! We know all about being original characters in Beyond. That’s how we met.
BLUE (smiles warmly at her): The nominees for Best Original Character in Beyond are:

ANNOUNCER:

Melinda Rotham in After Her by EmeraldJediFire​

Zebula Pavish in Strength of Will by JadeLotus​

Talon Tantiss in The Journal of Talon Tantiss: Jedi Knight and Reluctant Vornskr Owner by Jedi_Lover​

BREE (opening the envelope): And the winner is Talon Tantiss in The Journal of Talon Tantiss: Jedi Knight and Reluctant Vornskr Owner by Jedi_Lover! Congratulations!

Another rousing round of applause as the winners approach to accept their awards.

BLUE: The next category is Best Villain in Beyond:
BREE: Do we know any villains?
BLUE (scoffs): I know a few.
BREE: I can think of a couple.

They share a laugh. Blue looks at her affectionately and she smiles back at him warmly.

BREE: Okay, then. Let’s see who the bad guys are. The nominees for Best Villain in Beyond are:

ANNOUNCER:

Mishy Lakaylor in Undeniably Evil by aalagartassle​

Cyrax in Dark Currents by Darth_Furio​

Darth Nephros in Dark Currents by Darth_Furio​

Ren'Vhan in Invidious Intent by Sokolniki​

Eulian Tratzel/Darth Sceptaurus in Tainted Ties by Tony Mancosu​

Lumiya in The Rising Threat by whiskers​

Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus in The Truth behind the Lies by x_SwordoftheJedi_x​

BREE (opens the envelope): And the winner is Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus in The Truth behind the Lies by x_SwordoftheJedi_x!

The crowd applauds again as the villain and his entourage approach the podium to accept the award. The orchestra plays the Imperial March.

Bree turns to Blue.

BREE: We have one category left, baby. How are you doing?
BLUE (smiling): I think I’ve got the hang of this.
BREE: You’re doing great! Maybe I should go into medicine and you can work with the public.
BLUE (laughing): No, Bree, I think we should stay where we are.

He turns back to the audience.

BLUE: Our final category tonight is Best Character in Sequel Trilogy.
BREE: Sequel trilogy! I don’t think we will ever get to see that.
BREE: That’s okay, Bree. We belong in Beyond, and that’s fine. Wherever you are, that’s where I go.

The crowd smiles and ahhs. Bree looks at Blue lovingly. She puts her arm around his waist and gives him a hug.

BREE: So for our last award tonight, the nominees for Best Character in Sequel Trilogy are:

ANNOUNCER:

Lor San Tekka in Royalty by divapilot​

Luke Skywalker in A Rough Trade by Ewok Poet​

Valara in Red Five by JadeLotus​

Leia Organa in Old Soldier by LadyPadme​

Rey in My Father Has It by taramidala​

Bree looks over Blue’s shoulder as he takes out the envelope.

BREE: I’m so excited! Our last award to present!
BLUE (smiles broadly at her): I’m thinking we should go to the after-party instead of going home right away. I mean, we got all dressed up and everything.
BREE: We can do whatever makes you happy, love. Now, open that envelope!
BLUE (laughing): The winner of Best Character in Sequel Trilogy is – wait a minute – (he looks at Bree in surprise) It’s a tie! The winners are Luke Skywalker in A Rough Trade by Ewok Poet and Rey in My Father Has It by taramidala!

The crowd shouts their approval and applauds wildly as the winners come up to accept their awards. Blue and Bree back up and allow the winners to bask in their moment of victory.

BREE: Thank you, everyone, and congratulations again to all the winners. Goodnight!

The crowd bursts into applause again, and the music fills the theater. They stand together quietly for a few moments, awaiting their cue to leave the stage. Blue steals a glance at Bree’s low-cut gown and smiles.

BLUE (almost imperceptibly): I like that dress you’re wearing, Bree. Makes you look, you know, really good.
BREE (whispers): Your microphone is still on.
BLUE (whispers): Sorry.

ANNOUNCER: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! Congratulations to all the winners! Please join us tomorrow when Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade Skywalker will present the awards for Relationships.

The crowd continues its applause as the curtain comes down.

Written by divapilot​

Safe Travels gif courtesy of Mr Chyntuckopoulos​

 

Wow...I'd like to thank everyone...

*Orchestra starts playing*

Would you guys give me a minute?

*Orchestra plays louder...the kloo horn in particular is played obnoxiously*

Okay, okay...thankstoeveryonewhonominatedmycharactersandcongratualtionstoallthewinnersandnominees.

*Leaves the stage while the orchestra breaks out into a dubstep version of the "Imperial March"*

 

Marvelous presentation and happy & warm to those nominated and who won in all eras. Bree and Blue are delightful presenters Did enjoy meeting the OCs in their respective stories and finding new depths to familiar canon characters.

 

Congratulations to all the winners! Great job by everyone, excellent writing by all.

 

Congratulations to the winners and everybody nominated! What a great surprise to find out Talon Tantiss got best OC. This is going to go to his head. He's probably now doing the 'I won' dance and taunting Ben Skywalker over it.

Thanks everybody!

 

Congratulations to today's winners!

 

I'm not one to abuse my influence and many powerful friends...not much...but at my instigation, my buddies at Logic and Reason: Special Victims Unit, are opening a case against Safe Travels for public endangerment, as there are black holes on the Kessel route.

Congrats to winners and nominees.

Great job by Bree and Blue.

Kudos to whomever created the starmap image.

 

Congrats to all the winners

 

Congratulations to all winners and nominees for a fantastic range of fascinating characters!