the jedi jacuzzi

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by EwanMcGregorsLibido, Jul 14, 2005.

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  1. EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Knight

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    // splashes aboot

    wherz ra burdz ?

    this champagne wiln'y stay chillt forever.....
  2. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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  3. EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Knight

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    he-llo
    what have we here?

    can I get you something ? in the mood for a large scotch, perhaps? :D
  4. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    master of the single entendre





    (make mine a double)
  5. EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Knight

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    young lady, I would shuggest that thish jaccushi ish not the plashe for shubtlety....

    exshcuse me...

    // readjusts teeth

    that's better. I simply cant stand it when my dentures are shlipping......

  6. EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Knight

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    // lounges

    y'know, what I could do with right now is an attractive young australian lady ......with a shopping trolley full oif chilled white wine.....
  7. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    ...how about 2 tallies in a bucket of ice?
  8. EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Knight

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    weeeeelllllll

    jump in and we can negotiate :D

    I've turned the heat up a spot.......its a bit nippy today.
  9. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    oh.... so that's just the thermostat?



    :(
  10. EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Knight

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    yes.

    what else could it possibly be on this family-friendly board ?

    but it is a bit stiff, so if you could help by getting both hands on it, we might just manage to get warmed up.
  11. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    It sure is stiff. Maybe if I could just get some leverage...
  12. EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Knight

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    or some form of lubrication...

    should the end be that red?
    [image=http://www.kodak.com/global/images/en/health/filmImaging/thermometer.gif]
  13. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    maybe we should just stop fiddling with it.
  14. EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Knight

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    but look........ the bit at the bottom is all blue.... that can't be right.... we need to relieve the pressure somehow......

    etc :D

    anyway, here's yir glass..... cheers !

    would you like some nuts?
  15. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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  16. EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Knight

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    I don't mind if a girl talks with her mouth full.........


    .....it tickles [face_love]
  17. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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