the jedi jacuzzi

// splashes aboot

wherz ra burdz ?

this champagne wiln'y stay chillt forever.....

he-llo
what have we here?

can I get you something ? in the mood for a large scotch, perhaps?

master of the single entendre





(make mine a double)

young lady, I would shuggest that thish jaccushi ish not the plashe for shubtlety....

exshcuse me...

// readjusts teeth

that's better. I simply cant stand it when my dentures are shlipping......

// lounges

y'know, what I could do with right now is an attractive young australian lady ......with a shopping trolley full oif chilled white wine.....

...how about 2 tallies in a bucket of ice?

weeeeelllllll

jump in and we can negotiate

I've turned the heat up a spot.......its a bit nippy today.

oh.... so that's just the thermostat?

yes.

what else could it possibly be on this family-friendly board ?

but it is a bit stiff, so if you could help by getting both hands on it, we might just manage to get warmed up.

It sure is stiff. Maybe if I could just get some leverage...

or some form of lubrication...

should the end be that red?
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maybe we should just stop fiddling with it.

but look........ the bit at the bottom is all blue.... that can't be right.... we need to relieve the pressure somehow......

etc

anyway, here's yir glass..... cheers !

would you like some nuts?

mmm, salty.

I don't mind if a girl talks with her mouth full.........


.....it tickles