Edmonton The movie quote thread

Have you just seen a movie and there was something memorable, moving, inspiring or just plain idiotic that you just have to get out? This is the place. Here's the catch. If you post a quote you can't say what movie it's from and the next person has to guess what the movie is when they post their quote and so on. You don't have to be dead on. Just take a good shot at it.


"When you have a gun barrel stuck in your mouth, you speak only in vowels."

 

Fight Club

Shanna can't answer this one: "We're going to need bigger guns...big ******** guns!"

 

Tremors


"This is why you brought me down here? To share in your half assed obsession with Hallmark moments?"

 

you are wrong sir that is incorrect
i did not say a thing

banana

 

So where's your guess and new quote?

And by the way, that quote is in Tremors even if that wasn't the flick y'all had in mind. Half points, woohoo.

 

The Family Guy movie? It's ringin' a bell anyway.

"There are three kinds of people in this world: Dicks, p****** and a**holes..."

Can't say the rest since it's really, really not PG

 

Nope it was Dogma.



Team America


"You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a cows ass but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it?"

 

Tommy Boy!

"Every day above ground is a good day."

 

Scarface

Actually it wasn't Tremors, the second half of the sentence is not "big ******** guns* in Temors, besides if I had used Tremors it would have been "broke into the wrong damned rec room!" I love that movie. This is in the same genre, kind of.
Bonus points if someone can get it with the next line.
"We need bigger guns, big ******** guns! And Chocolate!" If not Shanna can call it.

And the next one:
"-You will be my welcome guests for dinner.
-Is he going to eat us or feed us?"

 

High road to China


"Well I think that's a great philosophy. That way you could go through your entire life without ever really knowing anybody."

 

[EDIT] I thought I added my guess!! Oopss.. Thanks Mark... lol[/EDIT]

Good Will Hunting...

Now this...

"I don't know anything about Ryan, and I don't care. The name means nothing to me, it's just a name. But if going to Ramelle... and finding him so he can go home, if that earns be the right to get back to my wife...then....then, that's my mission."

 

Saving Private Ryan

I'm blanking out the name, because that's too much of a clue:

"Mr. *******, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

 

ARG!!! That sounds so familiar! I can't place it!!!

 

(Can Tosche Stationers play?)

Billy Madison

"Keep. Your paws. Off. My underwear. Kay?"

 

Chicago


"Mister you ain't leading but two things right now. Jack and ****, and Jack left town."

 

Army of Darkness

Bullet Tooth Tony: "A bookie's got blagged last night."
Avi: "Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the ****ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it."

 

You gave away the farm with the character names lol.

Snatch (best Guy Ritchie production of all time)


"I did not say I knew him. I said he touched me on the shoulder once."

 

Gladiator. (thanks for the hint mark, AKA telling me the name.)

Guy1: So let me work this through one more time now; I don't pay you, and you take his collar off.
Guy2: Correctomundo.
Guy1: You take his collar off, he beats us all to death.
Guy2: Now Who's the shiny penny?

 

I'm gonna guess Chronicles of Riddick?

"I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?"

 

Waynes World


"10 years you carry that pistol around and now you waste your shot."

 

Pirates of the Caribbean

Guy 1: If I make this next shot, you'll have to stop calling me Squeak.
Guy 2: Okay.
Guy 1: Or *****.
Guy 2: Or *****... okay.
[Guy 1 throws the ball and misses]
Guy 2: Tough break, Squeak.
Guy 3: Yeah, now you gotta fetch the ball, *****.

 

Basketball

"Not because I have to be. Now... because I choose to be"

 

Now did you choose that quote because you mostly closely resemble Val Kilmer as Batman or what? lol



"Now say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."



There's a real easy one for ya

 

Shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone... lol

Spaceballs... ah a classic.

This is all you get:

"We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE A** prison. "

 

Office Space, now there's a cult classic if I ever saw one.


"They don't really make a 'sorry your coach just got crushed by two tons of irony' Hallmark card."