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What kind of presents do you think Yoda would want for Christmas? He might ask for a new gimerstick.

 

As 900 year old Jedi he would probably be the hardest being ever to shop for. First of all there's the Jedi Code(no possessions). The fact that he's 900 means his tastes have become very, very specific and he probably has everything he wants or needs. So I think you have to expand definition of 'present'.

I think I would get him some new padawans to train.

 

Yes, and one of those padawans should be you, Frank. Lol!

 

Awesome! I'm not afraid.

 

You will be. You will be.

 

Wait...Does this mean I can't have any more cookies or drink beer?

 

Wow! Frank that's a large role to fill all by yourself Christmas on the boards????

Cookies and beer, please say that's not together my stomach wouldn't handle it.

 

Well, since we're talking about Yoda, it could.

 

I put the beer down and have milk with cookies. I wouldn't be dunkin' my cookies in booze. But then it would be right back to the beer and it would all end up together in my tummy I'd be twice as content as normal. Life is rarely so fulfilling.

 

That sounds worse than pickles and ice cream.

which usually means someone is pregnant or having sympathy craving for or with her.

Yoda would be a good name for a little fellow.

 

I watched a show on TV, and the family had a dog named Yoda. He was a cute dog too. I wouldn't want to name my child that though. Lol!



Cookies, milk and beer? I'll pass.

 

No need for threats.

And as much as I like Yoda I would never do that to a child of mine. I would pick a name by seeing what name comedians and child bullies can't make fun of. In fact I might have a party and invite a large group of each and serve cookies for the the mean kids and beer for the comedians.

 

Names like Yoda the soda or Frank the stank. Sorry sorry sorry rhyming is bad. I'm bad sorry.

I'm Glenda take your best shot.

 

Like the good witch?

 

Yes wasn't she pretty at least.

 

And somewhat helpful.

How do you make fun of Glenda?

 

Humm! I leave that up to my brother. He says I have a big head kinda like a bowling ball.

Splenda is the only thing I can think of to rhyme with Glenda. I'm artificially sweet.

 

That's not bad.

 

How do you pick on Frank?

 

The kids never really came up with anything but a few years back a dated a girl whose nickname was Frankie. Dumb adults would say some stupid stuff about Frank and Frankie.

 

That was sweet in a Jack and Jackie Kennedy way?

A lady that worked where my husband did was Frankie so she became Frankie and Johnny.

 

Ever dated a Glen?

 

No but my sister in law married one a year after I married her brother and our (my husbands and mine)middle names rhyme just like twins.

 

My name is Joy. What would you do with that, Frank? Be careful, I have a lot of friends here on the JC.

 

I'm not Frank but Boy Toy comes to mind.

I survived on the temp board in one of the communication threads picking on the admins, I'm hiding here so don't tell them.