Discussion in 'EU Community' started by BultarSwan, Jan 17, 2009.
Something slightly violent but hilarious too. Got one of those?
*throws a snowball at Vivec*
*Grabs gigantic snowball from off a bush, squeezes the snow together and dumps it all on Horsey's head*
*builds a bunker*
*brushes the snow off herself*
I'm going to devise a way to get past Nick's defenses.
*finds a giant icicle*
This will work as a battering ram!
*builds a sliding hill to push people down at a future point*
*heat rays Swan's icicle*
Thank goodness, mine is still intact.
*charges at nick's fort*
*Sneaks up behind Yubsie and pushes her down it then slides down after her*
Damn it. *retreats to make a new bunker*
*uses the bottom of the sliding hill as a staging point for snowball ambushes*
*Grabs war paint (icy blue and white and winter blue-green and paints her coat and hat and face with it*
*Grabs Snow plow with gigantic catapult attached to the top and trounces the surrounding scenery and everyone in it*
*Without anybody getting hurt*
*pulls off dinner attire to reveal white camoflague gear* Also, *builds a snowball launcher out of a fork, a spring, a tank of CO2 and a PVC pipe*
*wipes snow from face and is angered at his slow reaction time*
Well well well, a snowball fight, is it? It's isn't wise to challenge an engineer to a snowball fight.
*takes out modified snowball Giga-cannon, engineered using magnetic levitation technology which assigns snow a dipole moment allowing there to be a frictionless launch*
Who wants some?
*stands up, raises arms* I'll take some.
*launches a flurry of snowballs at maximum vertical velocity at Nick*
*is a martyr*
*Turns her snow plow into a bulldozer and bulldozes a bunch of snow into a huuuuuuuuge pile*
*Uses shrink ray to shrink bulldozer and puts it in her back pocket*
*Uses the FORCE to create a large room inside snowpile*
*Glazes snowpile with three foot thick dry ice*
*swings form the rafters wielding a snowball chaingun firing wildly.*
*Relives Laguna's Limit Break from FF VIII*
*Shovels snow over to Yubsie, giving her plenty of ammo*
*Uses cannon to shoot snow at Kahn*
*drops from rope and rolls behind a crate*
You'll never take me alive Swan!
*blind fires over box*
*Snowballs Kahn like he's never been snowballed before*
*makes a snow angel*
*Snaps fingers and it starts snowing, slow, big snow flakes*
*Takes Snow net and throws it snowily at the people in the snow, getting them all even more snowy*