The Prancing Bantha: Plotting Coups since 2003

Something slightly violent but hilarious too. Got one of those?

 

Me.

 

*throws a snowball at Vivec*

SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

 

*Grabs gigantic snowball from off a bush, squeezes the snow together and dumps it all on Horsey's head*

 

*builds a bunker*

 

*brushes the snow off herself*

I'm going to devise a way to get past Nick's defenses.

Hrm....

*finds a giant icicle*

This will work as a battering ram!

 

*builds a sliding hill to push people down at a future point*

 

*heat rays Swan's icicle*

 

*phew*

Thank goodness, mine is still intact.

*charges at nick's fort*

 

*Sneaks up behind Yubsie and pushes her down it then slides down after her*

 

Damn it. *retreats to make a new bunker*

 

*uses the bottom of the sliding hill as a staging point for snowball ambushes*

 

*Grabs war paint (icy blue and white and winter blue-green and paints her coat and hat and face with it*


*Grabs snow*


ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

*Grabs Snow plow with gigantic catapult attached to the top and trounces the surrounding scenery and everyone in it*


*Without anybody getting hurt*

 

*pulls off dinner attire to reveal white camoflague gear* Also, *builds a snowball launcher out of a fork, a spring, a tank of CO2 and a PVC pipe*

 

*wipes snow from face and is angered at his slow reaction time*

Well well well, a snowball fight, is it? It's isn't wise to challenge an engineer to a snowball fight.

*smiles mischievously*

*takes out modified snowball Giga-cannon, engineered using magnetic levitation technology which assigns snow a dipole moment allowing there to be a frictionless launch*

Who wants some?

 

*stands up, raises arms* I'll take some.

 

*launches a flurry of snowballs at maximum vertical velocity at Nick*

 

*is a martyr*

 

*Turns her snow plow into a bulldozer and bulldozes a bunch of snow into a huuuuuuuuge pile*


*Uses shrink ray to shrink bulldozer and puts it in her back pocket*


*Uses the FORCE to create a large room inside snowpile*

*Glazes snowpile with three foot thick dry ice*

 

*swings form the rafters wielding a snowball chaingun firing wildly.*

Muahahahaha


*Relives Laguna's Limit Break from FF VIII*


Desperado!

 

*Shovels snow over to Yubsie, giving her plenty of ammo*


*Uses cannon to shoot snow at Kahn*

 

*drops from rope and rolls behind a crate*

You'll never take me alive Swan!

*blind fires over box*

 

*Snowballs Kahn like he's never been snowballed before*

 

*makes a snow angel*

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*Snaps fingers and it starts snowing, slow, big snow flakes*


*Takes Snow net and throws it snowily at the people in the snow, getting them all even more snowy*