The Psycho Circus - (the Geriatric Insane Asylum)

PSYCHO CIRCUS
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hello
Here I am!
Here we are,we are one
I've been waiting for this night to come
Get up!
Now it's time for me to take my place
The make-up runnin' down my face
We're exiled from the human race.
You're in the psy
You're in the psycho circus
You're in the psy
You're in the psycho circus
I say welcome to the show.
I've been waiting here to be your guide
So come
Reveal the secrets that you keep inside
Step up!
No one leaves 'til the night is done
The amplifier starts to hum
The carnival has just begun.
You're in the psy
You're in the psycho circus
You're in the psy
You're in the psycho circus
Yeah I say welcome to the show
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show
The show.
I, I've been waiting here to be your guide
Some come
Reveal the secrets that you keep inside
Step up!
No one leaves 'til the night is done
The amplifier starts to hum
The carinval has just begun.
You're in the psy
You're in the psycho circus
You're in the psy
You're in the psycho circus
You're in the psy
You're in the psycho circus
You're in the psy
You're in the psycho circus
And I say welcome to the show
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show
And I say welcome to the show.



WOW?our 5th installment. Oh how us old farts can talk up a storm. It?s nothing but Depends, Otis_the_Orderly and Green JELL-O.

Want a room in this masochistic society of old fogeys? Well, you need to meet a few of requirements.

1. Be at least of the age of 25.
2. Be a like-minded individual. For the 24 and under crowd that feels old. You have extra chores to do, like rub bunions and be a slave.
3. You need to PM Otis for a room.
4. And you need to stay active, or risk being placed in one of the Morgue Drawers when the next thread is started. The_Paul_Bearer would love the company.


The official Geriatric ward of the JC by darthmomm reached 534 pages (25 ppp).
Anyways...with lag times and all...we relocated to our new digs,
The WARD House, but we were plagued with an infestation problem?bugs haunted us to no avail with every 25th post.
Senile City ? The Geritol Ward
The Crypt was plagued by even more bugs than the WARD House was?so we burned the place to the ground.


Room Assignments as of 3/08/04



TheMorgue ? The Basement
The_Paul_Bearer ? Otis_the_Orderly

The barely breathing
Drawer ? Geriatric
1 ? **vacant**
2 ? **vacant**
3 ? **vacant**
4 ? **vacant**
5 ? **vacant**
6 ? **vacant**
7 ? **vacant**
8 ? **vacant**
9 ? **vacant**
10 ? **vacant**
11 ? **vacant**
12 ? **vacant**
13 ? **vacant**
14 ? **vacant**
15 ? **vacant**
16 ? **vacant**
17 ? **vacant**
18 ? **vacant**
19 ? **vacant**
20 ? **vacant**
21 ? **vacant**
22 ? **vacant**
23 ? **vacant**
24 ? **vacant**

1st Floor - East Wing
Room ? Geriatric
Medical ? Nurse_Rachet
102 ? ForbiddenLove
103 ? Viridis
104 ? Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi
105 ? Darth-Dispicable
106 ? Qui Gon Moon
107 ? Zaxxon
108 ? PadmeLeiaJaina
109 ? Leonard_Shelby
110 ? TashaYar
111 ? Gimer
112 ? Darth_Minx

1st Floor - West Wing
Room ? Geriatric
Psyche Ward ? Dr_Abbey_Normal
114 ? Maleficant
115 ? MuttandSolo
116 ? FuimusMaximus
117 ? psych0jawa1213
118 ? Sheena
119 ? jedi-mind-trick
120 ? Lord_Tuvitor
121 ? SallyOwens
122 ? jasman
123 ? GenMadine
124 ? DarthBreezy

1st Floor - North Wing
Room ? Geriatric
Supply Ro

 

yay!!! maybe there won't be any bugs!!


where is the hot tub in here???

 

I demand my penthouse room!!!

 

I get first post.

*****looks around***** very nice. very nice.

well I tried to get first post.



I trust that there is a private hot tub in either my room.

 

Careful Kiss fans might show up! Grandaxlrose is bound to show up if he thinks this is a kiss thread.


Hey nice hallways. I like the penthouses.

 

No, you didn't get first post

 

Yep, stands to reason I would be in the Psych ward....

 

I got first post.

 

KISS fans are already here, Beezel.

 

I think we need to throw a party of some sort? Lets see what should we do. ****goes into thinking mode****

 

my, my...Breezy came out of her room.

 

Congrats on your new home guys from the BYS.


//leaves because he's too young

 

*puts on rubber gloves*

Okay...I'm ready for some bunion rubbing.

 

I'm 50 years old! Fifty!
And I like to get it on.
And I like Jello.
And I like to party.

 

may I add on to my room and turn it into a suite??

 

Well, being gone for 4 days certainly will sneak in changes....

I had a good con. Would have been awsome with the exception of being sick throughout the weekend. (I kept getting and breaking a fever...happened like 5 times in the past 72 hours.) And I also collapsed early Saturday due to exhaustion. Somehow in the mist of all that I still had a good con.

Hope everyone has been doing well!

PS - Pics to be posted soon for those interested.

 

*puts on rubber gloves*

Okay...I'm ready for some bunion rubbing.

Careful john, the girls want another loveslave. You could be next.

 

PJ!!!!!!!!!!

*gives PJ a big hug*

We missed you!!!

I'm sorry that you were sick.

 

Careful john, the girls want another loveslave. You could be next.

as long as it's just the girls...i'm fine

 

I do not want a slave....and having been a slave all weekend, Im ready to give up that profession.

*Gives SB a hug back*

 

Hmmmmm, new digs.

*Proceeds to start carting all his Star Wars memorabilia into new room.*

This could take some time guys, if you see me walking to and fro carrying boxes, for like the next three months don't worry I'm just moving my stuff in.

 

Yaaaaawwwnnn, tired but can't sleep...

Nice room - thanks...

...but if being a love slaves means rubbing bunions, I think I'll pass [face_bunions-are-not-erotic]