'The Slaughtered Lamb Inn' - Grimsby's pub thread

Congrats guys, finally got your own board. I'm gonna stop now cuz it sounds patronising

 

Who's been slaughtering lambs!?!

don't make me destroy you!

 

LOL

Sorry Stu, get here faster next time, we'll save you some live ones

 

*Wanders in off the moors*

*Looks round at strange looking locals...*

Hmmmmmmm.. *wonders if it's safe to drink here*

Gzuz that was a long walk tha knows

Pinta Coke please barman!

 

The barman isn't very good in here DQ....he is from Grimsby after all.

 

Hello all!

 

//serves DQ a coke

Shut it yoshi, I've been busy

Evening Meers

 

//Glances out of window to see the theme pub going down in flaming glory.

 

excuse me but GY has the greatest barman in the history of the world!!!

aka Mike at the Barge, hes ace!!!

proper loony bar geezer

 

Greetings all,

I just wanted to drop by and say hi to the folks in Grimsby. All the best to you and your new FanForce chapter. May you all have many many happy years together and make life long friends with each other

Mike

 

Cheers Mike, although at the moment it is made up of friends. But sure others may join

 

Oooooh sorry Rambles!

Oi Meers, make sure you don't leave any marks on the windows.

 

//Wanders in...

//All the yocals stop what they're doing and turn to stare...

//Turns round and exits pub...

 

Bloody strangers

 

*creeps in with the grace of a hippo*

*in good old tradition, places a present on the bar*

*wobbles as fast as she can out the door*

*grins with satisfaction at the loud boom, which is closely followed by a shower of splinters of wood, bits of sheep, some unknown variety of fish and flat warm beer*

 

*wanders in* 'ello all. Just your local 'Newfie' stopping by for a visit.

 

Newfie is someone who lives on one of the islands of alantic canada.

Thanks for the presents

//Cleans up the mess

 

Oh right, i knew that, honest guvnooooooooooooooor.

 

//Coughs and sneezes at all the dust.

This place is dead.

 

Same as everywhere oop north Meers.

 

What happened to the service in this place?

//Kicks Rambles' passed-out body.

 

leave it meers, we don't like your kind here

 

LMAO @ Rambles

How Yocal was that!?

Ignore him Meers, he's a northerner.

 

Don't be making such nasty comments about northerners Yosh - I come from further north!