NYC, NY The thread where we make a story word by word

ballistic

 

over

 

the color of

 

ketchup.

 

Because

 

it wasn't red

 

but

 

green

 

and it

 

looked like slime

 

what we have so far......lolz......


one day anakin jumped inside oola's rancor and wondered if his hours had driven relentlessly and cold, but then sandpeople partyed with clone troopers inside vader's helmet with lotz of punch which was spiked, suddenly the jedi crashed....JEDI!!! after taun we stroked lama su's love box.... the music and of aotc calmed after the tenacious tie pilot got deep-fried alongside some star wars fans who hungered for blood unfortunately for them some tocos killed their jedi masters supply of anti-itch cream that caused them to join swnyc for wild nights of stuff for me to poop on. The maid went to the den to get marshmellow peeps and rubbed them with kerosene all over. It was sticky. It turned rediculusly messy. Fortunatly, for the birds poop juice that landed right into a cup of poo that james dropped his pants for a massive fart. Everyone ran for cover because it was good chili with chuncks of corn and peeps. The peeps flew across the room and landed in somones buttcrack named james. Someone drank all of the Yoohoo. A Bunch of Pokemon and gremlins mauled Jar Jar. Meanwhile Jar Jar Binks died but his Uncle Lenny Binks ran for Senator and won. Now he is a Sith who vows to date Seinfeld and eat Soup from a place, that cost 6 dollars but tastes like 5 dollars. They mingled a bit of Kahlua and listerine to create Chocolate Listerine! for fresh chocolatey breath that lasts until you puke lung butter all over Padme's glow in the dark shoes. "Filthy rat!" she screamed! Suddenly, 'twas colder "Brrrrrr..." Onlookers gawked at her shirt that r2-d2 sensors even noticed was slightly open and showed tattoos of bikers and Pokèmon. R2D2 chimed and overheated with feelings he's never felt since c-3po had promised to oil his motors all night long. meanwhile, on nar shada annie fuddled with some big cans that filled the room where C.C.P. was experimenting with some chocolate listerine. later that night count doopoo ate some jawas with jawa juice "Mmm mmm good." annie said, but then padme's shirt was ripped off showing her nice round tattooed hairy flesh y protrusions. So anakin, being angry went and demanded monkey "treasure" to spray all over obi-wan's wall in the hope that the WOWAS would come and layeth the room to waste. But, lord nyax popped the birdie against the bed then the boat leaped into Dr. sam beckett's pants and started rummaging frantically for the handlink when ziggy flirted with death. meanwhile padme flirted with al dukes form the ron and fez show. "hello palpy how evil are your cuz jojo here is very excited to meet j00. later that night pikachu and masty got some peeps for ash so the gang went ballistic over the color ketchup. because it wasn't red but green and it looked like slime.....

 

20 years passed

 

since disco

 

reigned over

 

Jurasic Park

 

but every night

 

the dream lived

 

on

 

that soon

 

inside

 

edit:

that soon went inside

(sorry, didn't get to edit the post in time)

 

a clonetroopes

 

dorm room

 

but it was

 

full of booty calls