The ultimate collision of two galaxies...You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

Discussion in 'Quad Cities' started by UluUlix, Jan 5, 2006.

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  1. UluUlix Jedi Knight

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    One of your wings on your X-wing or Starfighter is primer color!
  2. Jedi_Twin18th Jedi Knight

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    If your mimicing the 'hums' and 'vrooms' of your lightsaber with your mouth
  3. Illd_Saber Jedi Knight

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    There's duct tape on your saber hilt.

    You've got a wife beater on under your tunic.

    "May the Force be with y'all."
  4. UluUlix Jedi Knight

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    You ever used the force to get yourself a sixpack while watching TV.

    You thought Jabba had a great way of dealing with his women.

    You have a landspeeder up on blocks in your front yard.

    Dexter reminds you of your mother-in-law.

  5. UluUlix Jedi Knight

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    You thought the worst thing about Dagobah was the dadgum skeeters.
  6. KenDune Jedi Padawan

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    you might be a jedi redneck if
    - the only way you can meditate well is if you have hank willams jr. playing in the background.

    - your lightsaber hilt resembeles a sawed off shotgun.

    - your x-wing fighter helmet looks alot like a beer hat.
  7. UluUlix Jedi Knight

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    What if your X Wing fighter helmet resembles Homer Simpson's "Nacho Hat"???
  8. KenDune Jedi Padawan

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    Jedi's can like nachos, i dont think that would hold him to the redneck catagory...but this would...

    -if you think that Jeff Gordon would be amazing at pod racing.

    -if your speeder has a bumper sticker that says "my kid can beat up your padawan".

    -if you think Chuck Norris should have been the one to bring balance to the force.
  9. UluUlix Jedi Knight

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    You can vividly describe the taste of an Ewok.

    If you have a Long Live #3 Sticker on your land speeder!

    If you thought the radar dish on the Falcon was for satellite!
  10. UluUlix Jedi Knight

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    If you ever used your R2 unit's electro shocka ma jiggy thing to heat up some leftover buffalo wings.

    If you ever used a clonetrooper helmet for a spitoon (sp?).

  11. Illd_Saber Jedi Knight

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    You might be a Redneck Jedi if you're okay with that whole Leia being your sister thang.
  12. UluUlix Jedi Knight

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    Luke-I am your Father and your Uncle!!!!!
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