The ultimate collision of two galaxies...You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

One of your wings on your X-wing or Starfighter is primer color!

 

If your mimicing the 'hums' and 'vrooms' of your lightsaber with your mouth

 

There's duct tape on your saber hilt.

You've got a wife beater on under your tunic.

"May the Force be with y'all."

 

You ever used the force to get yourself a sixpack while watching TV.

You thought Jabba had a great way of dealing with his women.

You have a landspeeder up on blocks in your front yard.

Dexter reminds you of your mother-in-law.

 

You thought the worst thing about Dagobah was the dadgum skeeters.

 

you might be a jedi redneck if
- the only way you can meditate well is if you have hank willams jr. playing in the background.

- your lightsaber hilt resembeles a sawed off shotgun.

- your x-wing fighter helmet looks alot like a beer hat.

 

What if your X Wing fighter helmet resembles Homer Simpson's "Nacho Hat"???

 

Jedi's can like nachos, i dont think that would hold him to the redneck catagory...but this would...

-if you think that Jeff Gordon would be amazing at pod racing.

-if your speeder has a bumper sticker that says "my kid can beat up your padawan".

-if you think Chuck Norris should have been the one to bring balance to the force.

 

You can vividly describe the taste of an Ewok.

If you have a Long Live #3 Sticker on your land speeder!

If you thought the radar dish on the Falcon was for satellite!

 

If you ever used your R2 unit's electro shocka ma jiggy thing to heat up some leftover buffalo wings.

If you ever used a clonetrooper helmet for a spitoon (sp?).

 

You might be a Redneck Jedi if you're okay with that whole Leia being your sister thang.

 

Luke-I am your Father and your Uncle!!!!!