Arena The Vancouver Canucks and Other Disasters

Discussion in 'Community' started by Zaz, Sep 1, 2008.

  1. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    I know. Your last post made me want to reinforce my point.
  2. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    I used to be a Toronto fan.
  3. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Way to nearly loose a game you were leading 3-0, guys.
  4. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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  5. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Well, not bad last night.
  6. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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  7. darthdrago Force Ghost

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    Not to be rude or anything, but are you having a conversation with yourself?
  8. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes. There are no other Canuck fans anywhere.

    That's okay. I find my opinions interesting. :)
  9. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    This is why to be a Canuck fan is to love pain.
  10. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Rumours that Marion Gaborik has purchased a home in West Vancouver.

    Also that the Canucks are looking to trade Michael Grabner to move up in the draft.
  11. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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  12. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 11, 1998
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    For Vancouver Canucks Fans

    BC Law:

    The RCMP are cracking down on speeders heading into Vancover.
    For the first offense, they give you two Canucks tickets.
    If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.



    Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup
    Playoffs?
    A. The Vancouver Canucks

    Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

    Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal net.

    Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
    A. A thief.

    Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

    Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
  13. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    The Sedins stayed in Vancouver; Ohlund went to Tampa Bay.
  14. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    They released the schedules for next year; the Canucks have a 14-game road trip at the time of the Winter Olympics.
  15. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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  16. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    And they signed Luongo, for 12 years...which sounds ridiculous...
  17. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Anyone else watching the Canuck Prospects Camp?
  18. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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  19. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Vigneault's contract extended today, for 3 years.
  20. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Typical start of the season...
  21. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    Hey, the Avs actually looked pretty good, attacking the net all game and playing good defense. I think Anderson actually took away a couple of goals with some incredible saves.
  22. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    They were okay, not great, but Vancouver, as per usual, was worse.
  23. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    The Canucks are getting ready to get beat by the Black Hawks tonight.
  24. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Luongo appears to be back...
  25. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    ...and injured!!!!!!!!!!