Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)

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  1. ZebulaNebula Force Ghost

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    The purpose of this thread is to share humorous out-of-character lines like these. Mods: if this belongs elsewhere, feel free to move it where it belongs.


    Nom Anor: I just can't resist a cool tech toy.

    Wedge: TIEs are better than X-wings.

    Tsavong Lah: No way I'm gonna get a tattoo, they hurt!

    Thrawn: Art is so boring. *yawn*


    Let's see what you can come up with.
  2. Robal_Krahl Force Ghost

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    Palpatine: "Can't we all just get along?"
  3. Csillan_girl Force Ghost

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    Jag: "You've crossed the line, Jaina. I won't take your behaviour any more."
  4. ZebulaNebula Force Ghost

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    LOL.

    Vergere: Don't worry, be happy
  5. Csillan_girl Force Ghost

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    Leia: "I need a vacation. I don't care about the state of the galaxy right now."
  6. Pelly-Welly Jedi Grand Master

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    *chuckles* I remember this one from sw.com.

    Thrawn: I love you Pellaeon *huggle* I love you too, Vermel *huggle*. I love you all!!!!!
  7. Csillan_girl Force Ghost

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    Mara: Hey, I never really liked working for the Emperor, anyway. The work was way too messy, and he didn't pay well, either.
  8. Pelly-Welly Jedi Grand Master

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    Luke: Aw I hate this Jedi stuff. Let's go get drunk :D
  9. Csillan_girl Force Ghost

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    Wedge:

    I hate flying - it makes me scared...


    Han: I really like you, Threepio!!
  10. maryaminx Force Ghost

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    Kyp: Luke, Jacen, I've been thinking, and I've decided that you two were really right all along.

    Jaina: I'm tired of flying. Can't we do something fun like getting all dressed up and going to a ball?

    Luke: Mara, you're 45 and you still have the same red-gold hair. Are you sure you haven't just been dying it all along?
  11. Csillan_girl Force Ghost

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  12. ThrawnRocks Force Ghost

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    Mara: You know. I'm kind of getting sick of calling you "Farmboy."

    Wes: Ewoks are really annoying.
  13. Csillan_girl Force Ghost

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    Wes: This is so childish!! Grow up already!!
  14. LowRyder Jedi Master

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    Thrawn: They're not Rebels, They're the New Republic.
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  15. Csillan_girl Force Ghost

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    Palpatine: I think I'll just retire and live for the rest of my life in a quiet town on Naboo.
  16. Valyn Force Ghost

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    Jaina: I'm sorry for everything I've done
  17. ThrawnRocks Force Ghost

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  18. Csillan_girl Force Ghost

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    Vader: Perhaps we could just solve our differences with the Rebels diplomatically. Make love, not war!!
  19. commander_jofus_claw Jedi Knight

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    Booster: Corran is smart, level-headed, and perfect for my daughter.

    Corran: It's too dangerous. I won't do it.
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  20. -RebelScum- Force Ghost

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    Jacen: Cummon Jaina! Mom and uncle Luke did it!


    -The Scummy-
  21. Brant_Flir Jedi Master

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    This one is pretty bad, but:
    (Episode III Spoiler)

    Clone Trooper to his troopers, yelling loudly: Come on men, let's sneak up on this Jedi and kill 'em.

    Darth Vader: Luke, I am... You Mother!
    (the Darth Vader one was used in Thumb Wars, i take no credit for it. I t is owned by Thumb Wars)
  22. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

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    Tenel Ka goes running along with headphones on:

    'I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plasitc, it's fantastic!'

    Get that out of your head!
  23. Jadie Jedi Master

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    Mara: I love to be pregnant!

    Han: Talk more, Golden Rod!

    Jar Jar: Meesa loves Palpatine!!!
  24. darthnick11 Force Ghost

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    Obi-Wan: This time i'm going to defeat all of the droids myself without getting saved by Anakin or anyone else.
  25. mrslush50 Jedi Master

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    -RebelScum- posted on 6/4/05 12:36pm


    -The Scummy-

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