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Games Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by ZebulaNebula, Jun 4, 2005.

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  1. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    The purpose of this thread is to share humorous out-of-character lines like these. Mods: if this belongs elsewhere, feel free to move it where it belongs.


    Nom Anor: I just can't resist a cool tech toy.

    Wedge: TIEs are better than X-wings.

    Tsavong Lah: No way I'm gonna get a tattoo, they hurt!

    Thrawn: Art is so boring. *yawn*


    Let's see what you can come up with.
     
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  2. Robal_Krahl

    Robal_Krahl Jedi Master star 5

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    Palpatine: "Can't we all just get along?"
     
  3. Csillan_girl

    Csillan_girl Jedi Master star 5

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    Jag: "You've crossed the line, Jaina. I won't take your behaviour any more."
     
  4. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    LOL.

    Vergere: Don't worry, be happy
     
  5. Csillan_girl

    Csillan_girl Jedi Master star 5

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    Leia: "I need a vacation. I don't care about the state of the galaxy right now."
     
  6. Pelly-Welly

    Pelly-Welly Jedi Knight star 6

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    *chuckles* I remember this one from sw.com.

    Thrawn: I love you Pellaeon *huggle* I love you too, Vermel *huggle*. I love you all!!!!!
     
  7. Csillan_girl

    Csillan_girl Jedi Master star 5

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    Mara: Hey, I never really liked working for the Emperor, anyway. The work was way too messy, and he didn't pay well, either.
     
  8. Pelly-Welly

    Pelly-Welly Jedi Knight star 6

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    Luke: Aw I hate this Jedi stuff. Let's go get drunk :D
     
  9. Csillan_girl

    Csillan_girl Jedi Master star 5

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    Wedge:

    I hate flying - it makes me scared...


    Han: I really like you, Threepio!!
     
  10. maryaminx

    maryaminx Jedi Knight star 1

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    Kyp: Luke, Jacen, I've been thinking, and I've decided that you two were really right all along.

    Jaina: I'm tired of flying. Can't we do something fun like getting all dressed up and going to a ball?

    Luke: Mara, you're 45 and you still have the same red-gold hair. Are you sure you haven't just been dying it all along?
     
  11. Csillan_girl

    Csillan_girl Jedi Master star 5

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    Mara: I forgive you.
     
  12. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    Mara: You know. I'm kind of getting sick of calling you "Farmboy."

    Wes: Ewoks are really annoying.
     
  13. Csillan_girl

    Csillan_girl Jedi Master star 5

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    Wes: This is so childish!! Grow up already!!
     
  14. LowRyder

    LowRyder Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thrawn: They're not Rebels, They're the New Republic.
     
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  15. Csillan_girl

    Csillan_girl Jedi Master star 5

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    Palpatine: I think I'll just retire and live for the rest of my life in a quiet town on Naboo.
     
  16. Valyn

    Valyn Jedi Master star 8

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    Jaina: I'm sorry for everything I've done
     
  17. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    Anakin: I'm alive!
     
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  18. Csillan_girl

    Csillan_girl Jedi Master star 5

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    Vader: Perhaps we could just solve our differences with the Rebels diplomatically. Make love, not war!!
     
  19. commander_jofus_claw

    commander_jofus_claw Jedi Master star 2

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    Booster: Corran is smart, level-headed, and perfect for my daughter.

    Corran: It's too dangerous. I won't do it.
     
  20. -RebelScum-

    -RebelScum- Jedi Master star 6

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    Jacen: Cummon Jaina! Mom and uncle Luke did it!


    [hl=green]-The Scummy- [/hl]
     
  21. Brant_Flir

    Brant_Flir Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This one is pretty bad, but:
    (Episode III Spoiler)

    Clone Trooper to his troopers, yelling loudly: Come on men, let's sneak up on this Jedi and kill 'em.

    Darth Vader: Luke, I am... You Mother!
    (the Darth Vader one was used in Thumb Wars, i take no credit for it. I t is owned by Thumb Wars)
     
  22. RK_Striker_JK_5

    RK_Striker_JK_5 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Tenel Ka goes running along with headphones on:

    'I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plasitc, it's fantastic!'

    Get that out of your head!
     
  23. Jadie

    Jadie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mara: I love to be pregnant!

    Han: Talk more, Golden Rod!

    Jar Jar: Meesa loves Palpatine!!!
     
  24. darthnick11

    darthnick11 Jedi Master star 4

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    Obi-Wan: This time i'm going to defeat all of the droids myself without getting saved by Anakin or anyone else.
     
  25. mrslush50

    mrslush50 Jedi Master star 4

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    [blockquote][link=http://boards.theforce.net/user.asp?usr=-RebelScum-]-RebelScum-[/link] posted on 6/4/05 12:36pm[hr] Jacen: Cummon Jaina! Mom and uncle Luke did it!


    [hl=green]-The Scummy- [/hl]
    [hr][/blockquote]

    That's just wrong. Funny... but wrong.
     
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