[WAFFLE] Topic 3,000: Come Get Yer Waffles!!!

Eggos are a great substitute for bread in sammiches, too. 2 Eggos...some bacon...some cheese...yum...

 

hmm waffles sound good...but i want to go to waffle house..i haven't been for at least a month. the closest one is in loveland...so sad.

i need to check that one out...maybe they have toothless waitresses.

 

Maybe you should call ahead to prevent being disappointed.

 

P-JOSH! shame on you...oh man can you imagine that call?

hello,
yes i was inquirying if you had any toothless waitresses...one with a southern accent please.

 

They wouldn't know who you were!

Besides, the first thing they'd say would probably be, "Hol' on, lemme gifs mah teesh in!"

 

why do you want toothless waitresses?

 

if you have to ask, you just don't understand.

 

I can think...of...a......few.........reasons...

Um...none of which I can repeat here.

Weren't we talking about about waffles?

 

bad boy!!!!

 

When am I ever good?

I mean...except...when I'm bad?

Wait...weren't we talking about...

 

WAFFLES!!!

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I'll give the first person to google "waffles" and give me the correct origin of the flakey breakfast pastry...

A nickel.

 

I'm feeling a "pants" moment coming on...

Except...it's "waffles"...

 

Away, put your waffles -- I mean you no harm.

 

C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a waffle field is approximately 3,720 to 1.

 

Luke: I want my waffle back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.
Yoda: Mudhole? Slimy? My waffle this is.

 

Luminous waffles are we, not this crude matter.

 

Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye waffle?
Princess Leia: I'd just as soon waffle a Wookiee.
Han Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good waffle.

 

C-3PO: Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a waffle.

 

Admiral Piett: Bounty hunters. We don't need their waffles.

 

Han Solo: How are you feeling kid? You don't look so bad to me. You look strong enough to pull the ears off a waffle.

 

Lando: Having trouble with your waffle?
Han Solo: No, no problem. Why?

 

C-3PO: Sir, it's quite possible this waffle is not entirely stable.
Han Solo: Not entirely stable. I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.

 

Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your waffle.

 

Adventure. Heh. Waffles. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.