[WAFFLE] Topic 3,000: Come Get Yer Waffles!!!

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  1. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Eggos are a great substitute for bread in sammiches, too. 2 Eggos...some bacon...some cheese...yum...
  2. melodyann Jedi Master

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    hmm waffles sound good...but i want to go to waffle house..i haven't been for at least a month. the closest one is in loveland...so sad.

    i need to check that one out...maybe they have toothless waitresses. :)
  3. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Maybe you should call ahead to prevent being disappointed. ;) :D [face_laugh]
  4. melodyann Jedi Master

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    P-JOSH! shame on you...oh man can you imagine that call?

    hello,
    yes i was inquirying if you had any toothless waitresses...one with a southern accent please.
  5. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    They wouldn't know who you were!

    Besides, the first thing they'd say would probably be, "Hol' on, lemme gifs mah teesh in!"
  6. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    why do you want toothless waitresses?
  7. melodyann Jedi Master

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    if you have to ask, you just don't understand.
  8. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    I can think...of...a......few.........reasons...

    Um...none of which I can repeat here. :eek:

    Weren't we talking about about waffles?
  9. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

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  10. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    When am I ever good?

    I mean...except...when I'm bad? [face_devil]

    Wait...weren't we talking about...
  11. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    WAFFLES!!!

    [image=http://home.comcast.net/~josh.anaya/waffles2.jpg]
  12. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    I'll give the first person to google "waffles" and give me the correct origin of the flakey breakfast pastry...

    A nickel.
  13. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm feeling a "pants" moment coming on...

    Except...it's "waffles"...
  14. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Away, put your waffles -- I mean you no harm.
  15. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a waffle field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
  16. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Luke: I want my waffle back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.
    Yoda: Mudhole? Slimy? My waffle this is.
  17. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Luminous waffles are we, not this crude matter.
  18. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye waffle?
    Princess Leia: I'd just as soon waffle a Wookiee.
    Han Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good waffle.
  19. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    C-3PO: Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a waffle.
  20. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Admiral Piett: Bounty hunters. We don't need their waffles.
  21. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Han Solo: How are you feeling kid? You don't look so bad to me. You look strong enough to pull the ears off a waffle.
  22. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Lando: Having trouble with your waffle?
    Han Solo: No, no problem. Why?
  23. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    C-3PO: Sir, it's quite possible this waffle is not entirely stable.
    Han Solo: Not entirely stable. I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.
  24. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your waffle.
  25. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Adventure. Heh. Waffles. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.
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