JCC we all live in a database somewhere

so you're super busy on other websites then?

 

nah, in posting volume, about the same as here, except I'm new here and there are other sites where I've been there for years. it fluctuates but it's just the combination of it all that makes it kind of sad. it's more the content than just the volume though. stay off the internet when you're thirteen lol.

 

ah okay

 

How old are you?

 

Wait... so nundreds of government employees used their WORK e-mail address to sign up to an adultery dating website? Cretins.

 

wow, even I know better then use my work email for personal stuff.

 

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jedi Council Forums, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Outer Rim Seiges, and I have over 300 confirmed likes. I am trained in gorilla posting and I’m the top poster in the entire JC Mod Squad. You are nothing to me but just another n00b. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mods across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re ****ing banned, kid. I can post anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my alt account. Not only am I extensively trained in one-armed posting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Jedi Council Forum Mod Squad and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable account off the face of the forum, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ****damn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing banned, kiddo.

 

OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE IT FALCON HAS INDECENT PHOTOS OF HERSELF HOLY **** I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE IT WHO WOULD HAVE HEARD OF SUCH A THING LAWD JAYSUS SWEET BABY MOTHER

 

I'm unhackable. Al Gore created me.

 

I was gonna say "The Matrix is just a movie", but it turns out this thread is about something different.

 

And then you said it anyway.

 

Thanks, thread. Now I can't get Ringo's $#@!&^%* voice out of my head.

EDIT: Wow, that's an actual username! Total coincidence!

 

are you saying that carlcockatoo is your sock????

and you're calling me a noob? Seriously? I've been on the boards longer then you and you took things way too far with your post.

 

lol

 

You're welcome, guys.

 

Falcon, I think Vivec was being sarcastic, or at least exaggerating to be funny. I think.

 

FFS y'all: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

 

never mind.

 

tbf it wasn't that funny until you replied.

 

"Not actually funny" is the new "funny".