Well <blank> that! (It's a game, sickos!)

Sadly, Bush's descendent ends up <in a mental institution> and as a result Al Gore causes <Republicans to cry>.

Suddenly, <blank> appears out of nowhere and <blanks>.

 

Suddenly, <Gerald Ford> appears out of nowhere and <trips>.

Lucky for Ford, <blank> was there to catch him, saving Ford from <blank> into a <blank>.

 

Lucky for Ford, <Superman> was there to catch him, saving Ford from <falling> into a <coma>.

After saving Ford, Superman then flew to <blank> to meet up with <blank>.

 

After saving Ford, Superman then flew to <Katmandu> to meet up with <Richard Simmons>.

Richard Simmons <blanked> Superman with a <blank> inside a <blank.>

 

Richard Simmons <killed> Superman with a <kryptonite bullet> inside a <kryptonite bullet gun.>

<blank><blank>.

 

<Everyone> <screamed>.

Richard Simmons then <blanked> to <blank> after killing Supes.

 

Richard Simmons then <crawled> to <madison square garden> after killing Supes.

At Madison square garden he <blank> the <blank>.

 

At Madison square garden he <danced> the <Macarena>.

Suddenly, a giant <blank> destroyed <blank> and devoured <blank>.

 

[[Since no one else will fill in the blanks I posted, I'll have to do it myself. ]]

Suddenly, a giant <Platypus> destroyed <Madison Square Garden> and devoured <Simmons>.

Afterwards, the Giant Platypus went to <blank> to <blank>.

 

Afterwards, the Giant Platypus went to <the Hudson river> to <barf>.

The Giant Platypus barfed up Richard Simmons along with <blank> and a whole lot of <blank>.

 

The Giant Platypus barfed up Richard Simmons along with <chairs> and a whole lot of <Spam>.

Then from <blank> came <blank> to fight with the Giant Platypus.

 

Then from <hell> came <Michael Jackson> to fight with the Giant Platypus.

Jacko <blanked> the Platypus with his <blank> before <blanking> himself repeatedly

 

Jacko <stunned> the Platypus with his <funky moves> before <puking on> himself repeatedly.

The Platypus thought he was <blank>, so he <blank> as well.

 

The Platypus thought he was <pretty funky>, so he <danced> as well.

Michael then invited the Giant Platypus to <blank> to meet <blank>.

 

Michael then invited the Giant Platypus to <the White House> to meet <Barney the Dinosaur>.

Barney was a <blank> so he <blanked> the Platypus with a <blank>

 

Barney was a <very angry dino that day> so he <beat-up> the Platypus with a <desk>.

After receiving a serious pummeling from Barney, the Giant Platypus went to <blank> and <blanked>.

 

After receiving a serious pummeling from Barney, the Giant Platypus went to <hell> and <died>.

He was subsequently informed that he had a <blank> with <blank>.

 

He was subsequently informed that he had a <resurrection card> with <unlimited use>.

Alive again, the Platypus rushed to where Barney was and <blanked> him with a <blank>.

 

Alive again, the Platypus rushed to where Barney was and <hid> him with a <blanket>.

Somehow, <blank> saw the <blank> and immediatly <blank>.

 

Somehow, <Bill Clinton> saw the <purple dinosaur> and immediatly <screamed like a sissy>.

Barney immediately <blanked> before Bill decided to <blank> him back with a large <blank>

 

Barney immediately <ran> before Bill decided to <clobber> him back with a large <Cuban Cigar>.

After clobbering Barney to death, President Clinton went to <blank> to talk to <blank>.

 

After clobbering Barney to death, President Clinton went to <the Police> to talk to <the Chief>.

The chief of police put Clinton in jail with <blank> and sentenced him to <blank>.

 

The chief of police put Clinton in jail with <Linda Tripp> and sentenced him to <be blinded by her hideousness>.

Miraculously, Clinton managed to escape with the help of <blank> and <blank>.

 

Miraculously, Clinton managed to escape with the help of <Gore> and <Jordan>.

Unfortantly for him, that when they met <blank> and got <blank>.

 

Unfortunately for him, that's when they met <Roseanne Barr> and got <to hear her sing the National Anthem>.

A desperate Clinton called <blank> on his cell phone so that he could <blank> Roseanne.