Oceania What the...???

Darth Vader is Luke's father?? Who the hell saw that coming?!?

 

You should've put "spoilers" in the title.

Sure is a slow day, hey?

 

Oh sorry! I'm new to all this, didn't know about the spoilers thing. Sorry if I have spoilt Episode 2 for you.

I'll be watching Epidsode 3 tonight, so I'll warn everyone if I post about it, okay?

 

Sweet as.

 

Darth are some kind of tool or what?
It was quite a nice twist when that was revealed.
Have you heard about the twist in the next episode?

 

I am DARTH TOOL! The Darth of all Tools!

I agree, it was a hell of a twist, but surely no one saw it coming. And no, I don't want to hear about the twist in the third episode, I just got blown up cause I posted a "spoiler" about Vader!

 

The Darth of all Tools? Or the tool of all Darths?

Same thing i guess eh?

Where's your apprentice - Darth Stooge?

 

er...I think wedge was joking....but then perhaps you are too and then I've really lost my grip on sarcasm detection.....

 

Nah, you were right. About my bit anyway. I'm off to work soon thank goodness, it's been a boring one today.

 

hey Wedge, who are your new friends dude?

 

how did such a great name get registered so late?

 

Darth Tool just lucky I guess.


hehe...George, George, George of the Jungle...

 

pfft. No-one likes me on here but you SM.

 

Probably because you're a tool.

 

No Wedge, you got it wrong, it's not like that at all...




I don't like you either

 

Well I'm all out then.

BTW, have you got your whinges ready for the forum's change of colour this weekend?

Calm down, I'm only kidding.

 

Depends, you got trouble stirring lurk mode set to go?

 

It's always set to go.

 

Well, it's good to know you've found another sparring partner, 'cos I got better stuff to do

Nice to see you back in form though

 

Yeah, well I have my suspicians as to who this Tool is. It's not where they post, it's where they don't post.

(Now I'm expecting a post in the places he doesn't post, but after reading this... maybe he won't post there....)

I'm on the ball.

 

I got lost just reading that post.

What do you mean by where I don't post? I can't post everywhere! Plus I only just signed up and haven't checked out other boards. Give us a bit of time, ya tool!

 

Ahaha, hey everybody, wedge said he's on the ball! Ahahaha, geddit?

Wedge, you forget the golden rule of never leave yourself open to a suggestive comment, 'cause come right back and slap you about the face with a week old haddock.

 

Now would that be a week old haddock, or a weak, old haddock?

 

Hey how far roughly is Newcastle from Sydney. I was talking to this chick who said she was from Newcastle last night, and I was just wondering. I've been to sydney just not to Newcastle.

CENSORED she had a big head though, so I don't think there'll be any rush to get there...just wondering

EDIT: No swearing. Consider this is a warning

 

About a 2 - 2 and a half hour drive.