FF:NSW What's your favourite Spaceballs quote?

This is fairly SW related since the movie parodies SW, but I thought (since seeing it recently) that it would be fun to write our favourite quotes. Paraphrasing is allowed.

To get the ball rolling....

"What's wrong Colonel Sanders? Chicken??"

and

"Evil will always win because Good is dumb"

 

The classic:

"I am your brothers sisters uncles cousins former roommate!"

 

"So what does that make us?"


"Absolutely nothing..."

 

I like "Prepare for Ludicrous speed"

which was followed by something like "why must you prepare for everything, just do it".

Another was not really a quote but when they arrested the stunt doubles.

"Oh no its Pizza the Hutt"

It has been years since I saw Spaceballs, I should watch it again.

 

I recently got the DVD for my Birthday.

I really like

"Funny, she doesnt look Druish"

or

"Only one man dares to give me the raspberry, Lone Star"

or

"I see your swartz is as big as mine"

 

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[i]Posted by [b]Darth_Punk[/b]: It has been years since I saw Spaceballs, I should watch it again.[/i][hr]

I have the DVD... No special features on it, but still worth having.

How about:

[b]Pizza-the-hutt[/b]: "Hello Lonestar, and his sidekick puke"

[b]Barf[/b]: "That's Barf"

[b]Pizza-the-hutt[/b]: "Barf, puke, whatever. Where's my money."

[b]Lonestar[/b]: "Listen, you'll have your money by the end of the week"

[b]Pizza-the-hutt[/b]: "No no no, I gota have it by tomorrow."

[b]Lonestar[/b]: "One Hundred Thousand spacebucks by tomorrow?!?!?!"

[b]Pizza-the-hutt[/b]: "One Hundred Thousand?, You're forgetting late charges, that bring the total to..... One Million."

[b]Barf[/b]: "One Million Spacebucks? That's unfair!"

[b]Pizza-the-hutt[/b]: "Unfair to pay all, but not to pay ye, but you're going to pay it, or else!"

[b]Barf[/b]: "Or else.. what?"

[b]Pizza-the-hutt[/b]: "Tell him, Vinnie"

[b]Vinie[/b]: "Or else Pizza is going to send out for you! Hahahaha you taste wonderful."

 

King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threats, and is telling him the combination to the "air shield"

Roland: One.

Dark Helmet: One.

Colonel Sandurz: One.

Roland: Two.

Dark Helmet: Two.

Colonel Sandurz: Two.

Roland: Three.

Dark Helmet: Three.

Colonel Sandurz: Three.

Roland: Four.

Dark Helmet: Four.

Colonel Sandurz: Four.

Roland: Five.

Dark Helmet: Five.

Colonel Sandurz: Five.

Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

 

Picking a favourite quote is too hard, the whole movie's amazingly funny.

"I've got the same combination on my luggage!"

 

Dark Helmet"Prepare for Ludicrous speed"

Colonel Sanders "Sir hadn't you better buckle up?"

DH " Ah buckle this! Ludicious speed go!"

In fast forward is soo funny





"You will address me as your idiot not you captain"

 

"I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

 

"Where not doing it for money"

"Where doing it for a ***t Load of Money"

 

"No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again"


and, "Comb the desert"

 

I love the Comb the desert line, because the White Spaceball troopers have normal combs, but the black ones have an afro comb

 

Colonel: "Princess vespa's spaceship within range. sir"
Helmet: "Good. Fire a warning shot across her nose."

after laser blast explodes around Vespa's ship

Vespa: "What's going on?"
Dot: "It's either the Fourth of July, or someone's trying to kill us!"
Vespa: "Hey, I dont have to put up with this. I'm rich"
Dot: "What are you doing?"
Vespa: " I'm calling my father. 1-800-DRUIDIA."

even more laser blasts

[Helmet with mask up]
Helmet: "Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!"
Gunner with Crossed-eyes: "Sorry, sir. doing my best."
Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?"
Officer near by also cross-eyed: "I did, sir. He's my cousin."
Helmet: "Who is he?"
Colonel: "He's an *******, sir."
Helmet: "I know that but what is his name?"
Colonel: "That is his name, sir. *******, Major *******."
Helmet: "And his cousin?"
Colonel: "Hes an *******, too sir. Gunners mate First class Phillip *******."
Helmet: "How many *******s we got on this ship anyhow?"
Majority of crew: "Yo!"
Helmet: "I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s."
[Helmet pulls his mask down]
Helmet:"Keep firing, *******s!"


Sorry, gotta star out the entire word. I know, it ruins the quote, but if you don't know what the word is then go watch the movie.

 

All good memories... Great movie. not sure I'll get this one quite right, it's when the president (Mel Brooks runs into the CnC of Spaceball 1.

"The ship is so big, if I walked, the movie would be over."

I am waiting for someone to quote the scene when they use the tape of the movie to find where the princess is. The whole explaination about "now now". I would have to watch the movie to give it justice.

 

Ah, I love you all. These are great.

But there as so many visual gags. Like:

"I [heart] Uranus"

And when the statue of Yoghurt falls on Barf's foot and it's huge.

I also like the quote...

"Wow, this looks the Temple of Doom!" and all the other Raiders references.

 

"I bet she gives great helmet"



Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet:When.
Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz:I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Technician: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Technician: We've identified their location!
Dark Helmet: Where?
Technician: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: When?
Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!?!
[Face mask falls in front of face]

 

That's the one Scoot... Thanks

 

Lone Star: "Ba....Bar.....BARF!"

Barf: "Always when I'm eating."

 

heh heh heh, never thought of it like that.

Further to the guys combing the desert, the dudes with the afro comb say "We ain't found ****!"

And noone's mentioned the whole Alien send up with the "I'll have the special !!" thing.....

Or the Planet of the Apes rip off where they see the head and hand of the "Statue of Liberty" and they say something along the lines of "Well, there goes the planet!"

 

Kane : "Oh No, Not Again"
<Alien Rips through chest>

 

Word of warning kids. Asterisk the whole word out.

Spaceballs: The Toilet Paper!

 

"Hello ma baby hello ma honey hello ma rag time gaaaaaal..."

 

Spaceballs: The Flame Thrower!

The kids love that one.