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Who in FF-UK would you like to swap jobs with?

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Arun Dale, Feb 12, 2002.

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  1. Mouthy

    Mouthy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jul 16, 2001
    I'm not a student but me bro is... at Derby.
     
  2. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    Bash is a Derby? A mere stones throw...I'm @ the Field Of Sheff
     
  3. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 14, 2000
    ah the old Sheff meadow is it
     
  4. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    Ain't no meadow like it

    City Of Knives, Forks and Sunbeams
     
  5. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 25, 2000
    I just had a thought - imagine swapping jobs with TTG. Her pimp would probably relish the increase in business though
     
  6. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    Yeah go on ppl, I could do with a break...these stilettoes are killing me...but then..no...how would I save up for my sex change operation?
     
  7. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sep 21, 1999
    I used to go out with a girl from sheffield called rachel...

    //Just has a really freaky thought

    Nah...it couldn't be...
     
  8. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    No you didn't

    // feels sick

    OMG...John...?

    Heh heh

    The look on your face

    What did she look like and I'll tell you if it's me
     
  9. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Dec 13, 2000
    LOL.

    Jij hebt seks met ezels!
     
  10. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    Explain yourself Mr Cantona...don't make me translate it
     
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Dec 13, 2000
    It's dutch.
     
  12. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    Like your cap?

    Tell me
     
  13. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Dec 13, 2000
    //nonchantly whistles to himself
     
  14. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    // feargrins
     
  15. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sep 21, 1999
    5ft 6 red hair in a bob..freakles on her nose and cheeks and a fanastic bottom
     
  16. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    We're both safe...

    I'm Kylie Height with blonde hair, freckles on my nose and a fanastic bottom


     
  17. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    and a fanastic bottom

    If you compare it to Dawn French. And only just even then.
     
  18. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sep 21, 1999
    TTG

    ...and your telephone number is..?? ;)
     
  19. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    Feel free to kiss my (_!_) anytime you like Senor C

    EDIT: Arun, calls are charged at £75 per minute if you're calling me @ the office - 0898...
     
  20. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sep 21, 1999
    ..hold on let me get a pen
     
  21. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    LOL

    Make sure you get put through to me...there are 70 yr old Waynetta Slobs in here making like the advertised 'bored housewives awaiting your call'
     
  22. Wedges_Wingman

    Wedges_Wingman Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Sep 11, 2001
    Chet!

    Wij zullen dit soort taal dus helemaal niet in dit forum dulden, snap je? Alhoewel...

    :D

    -J
     
  23. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Feb 27, 2000
    hmmmm, that puts a whole new twist to the housewives/husbands threads.
     
  24. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 25, 2001
    You haven't really been fooled by the Housewife Thing all these years have you Alpha?

    How do you think they get enough money for their Mr Sheen? Where there's a bored housewife, there's a phone...
     
  25. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Aug 30, 2001
    According to my translator ....

    OAC: You hebt sex with workbench!

    W_W: We will this species speech thus wholly not within this panel tolerate snap yours? though..
     
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