Toronto Why I am so Tired

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why :

The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing the Taliban. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me!

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice, real nice...


I got this from my dad and had to put this on here. SLACKERS!!!! LOL

 

Not enough sunshine?! You hate the sun!!!

earwax buildup.. I can understand! That's why I tell you to use QTIPS!

JUST GET SLEEP... agh.. you never sleep anymore.. Don't blame it on the economy, or the sunlight... or the heat! (get a QUIET fan in your room)...

And don't go stealing that post from an email that's been going around since the beginning of computer time!!!!

.... ... duck posted....

 

Duker,

Population of 273 Million? Where exactly are you living again?

 

lol Dain.

Duker... he lives in his own little world.. I thought you knew that by now.

His only sorce of compunicating outside of that world is this interenet thingy.. which isn't set up at his house.

 

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me!

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice, real nice...
hmmmm....well i wouldnt complain about me sitting on my ass.....u must have been sitting on ur ass not doing any work while posting/typing that

 

grrrr when posting this it gave me an error message and posted it twice...how do i delete the second post? cant u delete ur own posts?

 

This happens to us all, once happened to me like 6 times or so. dont worry about

 

He was most likly sitting on his ass in a net cafe... and he coppied and pasted the WHOLE message!

Tisk Duck... Tisk

And don't worry about the double post.. just don't click twice...

 

Hey, I was off duty at the time. And I am not liable for any facts contained within. I recieved it myself.

 

... I'm having trouble understanding why he doesn't resive suficent facts before posting this thread.

Just like I'm having trouble spelling suficent....