The stadium is hushed in anticipation... and erupts with cheering as Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn enters the stadium and waves to the crowd. He approaches the bleachers where his padawan, Obi-Wan Kenobi, is seated in the front row between Master Yoda and Master Windu. He shrugs off his robe-- "Hold this for me, would you, Obi-Wan?"-- to reveal a tank top and running shorts, and takes off at a light jog around the stadium, blowing kisses at the crowd as they scream themselves hoarse and shower him with roses. A Twi'lek woman wearing a silkscreened t-shirt that says "Break Ur Vows 4 Me!" sprints onto the field and is tackled by security. As Qui-Gon passes by, he pauses to lay down one of his roses for her, and winks, causing her to faint. Master Yoda harrumphs. "Enjoying this attention too much, he is." Ten Reasons Why Qui-Gon Jinn Is Not On the Jedi Council He takes his place at the starting line for the first event: the 100 Word Sprint. "The Forbidden Texts"